Links page:
The Internet Movie Database: All you
ever wanted to know about movies.
The Most Important Movie
Site Ever: They compile reviews of both the critics and the masses,
and compare them, for your benefit. They share our hatred for critics,
their preconceptions, and the entire "the old films were simply better"
argument.
Mr. Cranky: the anti-critic.
He hates EVERY movie that comes out, and describes physical torture he'd
rather endure than watching some of these flicks. He rates films
from one bomb (almost tolerable) to 4 bombs (as good as a hot poker in
the eye), or worse: dynamite! Unfortunately, the ratings are the
undoing of the joke, as you can invert them and you have real ratings on
films. Anyway, you can still post your own opinions.
Joe Bob Briggs: the one
critic I respect.
